__Ass Clown__

n. - One that makes a public spectacle of his/her stupidity multiple times. One who is inept at even the simplest task, or lacks knowledge that is thought to be fundamental, even by primates.

Syn.- Dumbass, Rectum Jester, Comedic Plumber

Origin - The first known Ass Clown spearheaded Jan Morgan's Griggs suspension install and was soon joined by Jan himself.

''Michael Bolton is a no-talent Ass Clown.''


__Nonplussed__

adj. - Being the exact amount of plussed that you weren't hoping for. State of abject bewilderment. Used in context of understatement.

''Jesus was nonplussed when he discovered the true intentions of what he had previously thought to be just a Roman welcoming committee.''


__Compunction__

n. - Uneasiness caused by a sense of guilt aroused by the prospect of wrongdoing.

''The charred remains of innocent Davidians were solid proof of Janet Reno's resistance to compunction.''


__Egregious__

adj. - Conspicuously bad or offensive.

''Dylan Klebold made an egregious choice of magazine capacity for his intended purpose.''


__Aplomb__

n. - Self confidence or assurance. Poise. The way we do things around here.

''OJ Simpson can settle a domestic dispute with aplomb.''


__Boulevard Pimp__

n.  A person who outfits his 'hoo-ride' for purposes of talking smack, but has no intent of backing up said smack at the track.

''The Boulevard Pimp just bought a high-dollar powdercoated SLA to accompany the dice in the mirror.''

See: Ricer - Riceboy


__EKA__

n. – Abbreviation for “Earned Klink Average”. The number of posts made by a user divided by the number of Klinks  that user has received.Wed Aug 17 16:50:28 2005