Post any quotes/quips/anecdotes that have been left on our pages by fellow CC.com'ers.  These can either be funny/original or just shit that we really need to have archived for future "Assclownings".


*Posted by new member "El Cid" on 11-26-2002:
;:"Last thing ya'll will need to worry about is me talking like I know everything."

*Posted by french member "UMP" on 12-10-2002:
;:"The French are a bunch of fucking idiots...of course."

*Posted by Saleen deluded member "TFALK" on 12-16-2002:
;:"I got scared so I did a 360 and got the hell outta there!"

;:"The next guy who provides a link to a site that seems intent on crashing the entire internet through the use of pop-up ads and windows without a warning is going to get a Trac-Link shoved so far up his/her ass that they're gonna "pop-up", too. - JonnyX"

*Posted by Nordin944 on 5-21-2003 in this thread [1]
;:In response to a challenge about everyone being capable of drifting: “All men are capable of sucking a cock too. Like participating in drifting "events," we're just not gay enough to do so.”

*Posted by powerponys on 7-08-2003 in his "For Sale" thread:
;:"you know the reall car. the stangers sre a fine group of people that own stangs and dont harrasse people that are minding there own business. uumm like i was.....thanks you"

* Posted by Evil Ash in thread #14473
;:"I'm ready to just hole up with a can of corn and a shotgun in a travel trailer and tell the whole system to kiss my ass."

* Posted by JimZachary in this thread. http://forums.corner-carvers.com/showthread.php?postid=188314#post188314
;:"Take your curiosity and face fuck yourself with it."

*Posted by Beave: http://corner-carvers.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=15275
;:"Physics, a silent killer."

*Posted by JonnyX in: http://corner-carvers.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3504  ***Most every post in this thread is deserving to be remembered here.***
;:"the glands she's got a problem with are her salivary glands, which just start churning, pumpin', droolin', and take complete control of her incredibly dulled senses everytime even the faintest odor of food is in the air...It even makes Pavlov go "What the fuck...?"

*Posted by [z28evans | http://forums.corner-carvers.com/member.php?u=4159] in [Don't drift your BMW? | http://forums.corner-carvers.com/showthread.php?t=25490&page=1&pp=40]
;:"Being accused of drifting at an auto-x when you are actually not trying to gets old though."