__Ass Clown__
n. - One that makes a public spectacle of his/her stupidity multiple times. One who is inept at even the simplest task, or lacks knowledge that is thought to be fundamental, even by primates.

Syn.- Dumbass, Rectum Jester, Comedic Plumber

Origin - The first known Ass Clown spearheaded Jan Morgan's Griggs suspension install and was soon joined by Jan himself.

''Michael Bolton is a no-talent Ass Clown.''Wed Aug 17 16:49:51 2005